SORRY FOR THE DELAY!!!!!!!/ROENICK RETIRES

SORRY FOR THE DELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ROENICK RETIRES!!!!!!

After 18 seasons, NHL hockey star Jeremy Roenick has announced his retirement from professional hockey at the age of 37. Roenick was a nine time All-Star and became the third-leading American goal-scorer in NHL history, with 495 goals. Who gives a fuck! Well, actually…I kinda do. Normally a professional athlete retiring means about as much to me as Elton John’s song about Princess Diana. However, Jeremy Roenick’s retirement is different, because….uh…um…it makes me think of stuff. Yeah! That’s it, sorry no big reason. Heres that stuff:

- NHL 94 on SEGA Genesis: That game is so “money” and more specifically, as Swingers so accurately portrays, Roenick dominates that game. The Chicago Blackhawks are the team to be in NHL 94, and its no secret why. Roenick’s wrap around is deadly. “It’s not me whose good its Roenick, he’s good.” Vince Vaughn can attribute a sliver of his success to Roenick’s ability in NHL 94.

- My hockey Jersey Collection: In 1995 I used to wear NHL jerseys all the time. Nowadays, it’s not cool to rock hockey jerseys, but in 1995 it wasn’t cool either. However, I thought they were the shit (“the shit” terrible expression). But the best part of all is that I didn’t wear them to class or to actually play hockey, no no noooo. I wore these Jerseys out on the weekend when I was going to hang out with girls. Better yet, if it was the winter I would wear a turtleneck underneath. My favorite jersey was a Blackhawks Jeremy Roenick jersey. It was an authentic replica of the jersey that Jeremy Roenick actually wore, except for one minor detail…instead of Roenick, the back of my jersey said BLACK. That’s right, I customized my Roenick jersey to wear with a turtleneck to hang out with girls. I was trying to trick 5th grade girls into thinking I was a professional hockey player. And not just any player, I wanted the ladies to think I was actually Jeremy Roenick.

Jeremy W’s Room – My dear friend Eric’s older brother, Jeremy, was a huge Jeremy Roenick/Blackhawks fan. My guess is because both of their names are Jeremy. Jeremy’s room had a Roenick poster hanging over his bed and a hockey stick signed by Roenick in the corner. More importantly, I saw my first porno in this same room with all my friends. Oddly enough the male porn star in the video looked exactly like my dad. Still to this day my friends think my dad is shadily a porn star.

GOOD LUCK TO JEREMY ROENICK ON ALL HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS. THANKS FOR BEING A PART OF MY LIFE!

DID JEREMY ROENICK HAVE AN EFFECT ON YOUR LIFE, OR DOES HIS RETIREMENT MAKE YOU THINK OF ANYTHING!!!!!! IF SO POST A COMMENT, if not POST A COMMENT STILL!!!!!!!